Got myself tagged by this little joker -->
(Thanks a lot, buddy.)
Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
should already be on the proper settings.
Only one Pokemon per question.
Tag one or more person when you're finished. (Oy.)
This Pokémon is you:
A dark-type hyena-dog? Oooh, yeah!
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
My best friend is a walking hilltop. Oh, I'm going to be hitching a ride or two...2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Has a "piercing glare". *Boss disapproval intensifies*3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Frankly, I don't think a leaf-dress is the best thing to wear in a lab. On the other hand, probably fun to work with.4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
"Can scale a 2,000-foot tower in one minute." Uh-oh...5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
...what.6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
...now how the hell
...7. This Pokémon is your ex:
I repeat: How the hell
?!8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
You know, stalking generally entails staying out of sight. (And seriously, how do I keep attracting scary, glaring Pokémon?)9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
I can't help but see a logistical problem here.10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
I'd be mad, but it's kind of impossible in the face of such cuteness.11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Right. I'm getting a new bed. And possibly a new house.12. This Pokémon banged your mom:
All things considered, this could have turned out a lot worse. (Although the fact that they are 100% female raises an interesting question...)
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants:
Well, they're not gonna succeed!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
I... I... I had no choice.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Considering the pokémon I need to worry about, another living tank in my life seems like a good idea.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
Cool! Watching the pretty wings seems like a bonus, too.17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Ah. My pet
is trying to murder me. Goody.
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
First off, how on earth does it hold the instruments?
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Poor thing. I let it out immediately.21. This Pokémon watches you sleep:
Thankfully, that story about swallowing spiders in your sleep is a myth.22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
As long as I can cuddle with it, this is fine by me!23. This Pokémon won't rest untill it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:
YOU CAN HAVE IT! YOU CAN HAVE IT!
24. This Pokémon will be there for you when you need it:
"...can sense when its Trainer is in danger, and will use its psychic power to distort dimensions and create a small black hole to protect its Trainer." This is a genuine comfort.25. These Pokémon want to form a band with you (generate 3 here):
Sooo, vocals/dancing, percussion and... whatever a ball-handed ladybug can play. This could be fun!
(Edit: I have just learned that Volcanion is completely and utterly mythical and does not truly exist. Huh.)
I hereby tag
. Your turn, sis!